Another funny one pub - the bar of the crocodile man, or large beer for a walk and water bowl?
The crocodile. I do not cook bartender is that Now I am out of the pub, so get the crocodile, the blood is dangerous. The man is not dangerous, that I can prove it. At this point, the curiosity of the crowd had gathered. If I say man We have proved that you can stay. Since this time the crowd, men in bars [OK] will be intrigued by the words. And the man picks up the alligator and put it on the counter. And he took a hammer from his pocket, Crocodile hit very hard on the head. Alligators in the mouth of the crocodile's jaws to remove the open man John Thomas. Check your watch, five minutes will be counted off. When he takes a loud bang and chin Shattodauntomasu John. I find the men and said anyone like to try and say, man, looking around the world. I am the voice behind the opinion Has a little old woman in the foreground. Man is something that I have seen it confused. Yes, because she is, please do not hit me hard news with a hammer.
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